i know its a place i dont want to be in. i dont think i will make it in prison if i was ever locked up.
some of my uncles and cousins have been locked up. they tell me stroies about prison life when we get

. they tell me how they would make dice out of toilet paper. or make a heating device with a paper clip and some other thing with the plug in on the wall. how they would have spreads of food made when alot of inmates would get together for a Sunday afternoon. how my uncle would have to hussle people on the outside world to get money for his commecary money.
how they would sneak in drugs. my uncle when he first arrived in prison he was a state trustee and they would allow him to go outside and cut the grass with a riding mower. when the other inmates found out they would tell him where the stash was. someone on the outside would drive by and place it in a ditch or under a bridge and he would go and get it and bring it back in. they told me the joints in prison where the size of a toothpicks. that skinny and small.
anyways i have alot of stories about prison from my uncles and cousins.
one time i dont know how they did it but the stole a credit card from one of the prison officials and used it to make their phone calls for a few months.