This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally, unfortunately, my wife is like
most women ---she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
following letter from Wal -Mart.


Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Samuel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1.June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2.July2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3.July7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'

5.August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6.August 14: Moved the 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8.August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.September 4th: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10.September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked
the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12.October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna Look' by
using different sizes of funnels

13.October 18:He hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed by, he
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

and last, but not least

15.October 23:Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.!

Regards,
Tom Richards
Wal-Mart Manager

Haha.

i received this in an email from my aunt she knows i work for walmart and thought i would get a kick out of it... i did get a kick out of it but whoever made this email more than likely took it from idea from the top 10 things to do in a walmart store thats been on the internet forever.

Hahahaha... the whole time I was reading that I was suspicious as to whether you actually did these or not.

Glad to see you didn't. Pretty funny though.

aww man I couldnt stop laughing when I read this on my laptop while watching tv with my parents......so I had to tab out to some random wiki page i left open... xD

why did you need to tab out just let them read it lol.

cus my parents kept asking me what I was doing and if I was 'ok'
theyre reading my screen right now....STOP IT.

y should u care... unless your looking at porn what diff does it make if they read it?

it gets annoying after a while....cus they ask me who im talking to and if its safe or not....

how old are you?

at least they care.