Someone sent me this joke recently and while I find it funny, it may upset some of you. It is not my fault if you are upset by this joke. It falls firmly into "horrifying but funny" category. You have been warned.





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A pedophile and a little boy are walking hand in hand through the woods at night. The little boy looks up at the pedophile and says “Mister, I’m scared!” The pedophile says “YOU’RE scared? I’m the one who’s gonna have to walk back alone!”

Hm...I didn't find it hilarious. It's certainly clever, though. I'm not scarred for life, either.

The person who sent it to me said a lot of people freaked out over it so I was just ensuring no one yells at me for it.

lol, I found it pretty funny.

lol It's hilarious, but then again I'm not offended by jokes. *shrugs*

Are you offended by this?: Knock knock.
Who's there?
An anarchist.
Oh no! You'll create chaos and disrupt the perfect capitalistic system set in place!

Hahaha no, but it'd make me tell an anarchist joke.

HOW MANY ANARCHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
None, anarchists don't do anything!

i got one thats worse than that so skip over this next sentence if you don't want to be offended....

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whats the difference between a priest and acne?
acne waits till a boy is 13 before it cums all over his face.

now that is just terrible.

Ewwwww!

Highlarious, but why are we making people highlight jokes now? I mean, you probably did it because gillibean did... but when did this place get that sensitive?